soo i never really liked chuck he was just too cool, yknow like i destroy armies with a shot gun type of cool. but these people apparently dont like him more than i do.. talk about sarcasm. check out these facts

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter(lol) haha what a true warchief...here chuck tek ma name me nuh deserve it ! ! the rest of them hard to well some of them

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

di shit too hard

lol...i never knew Chuck was so great that even the darkness is afraid of him

listen man chuck norris kills all. lol. i mean look at this dood go, he's pwning everyone
http://animesynergy.com/images/chuck.gif

you guys are late :closedeye , lol

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

funny stuff but chuck norris isn't that bad ass, guess that's wat makes it so funny

funny stuff but chuck norris isn't that bad ass, guess that's wat makes it so funny

yah thats pretty much the case. nobody really likes chuck yknow. he's too tough, he's like ford trucks. he and steven segal

OMG!!! i watched a movie...where BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!...steven segal got a nosebleed :| :| :| ....he was hit head on by a train or sumn...of course everyone in the train died...now i'm not saying i saw him bleed....i don't think it's possible to catch that on camera...but you do see him wiping his nose with a tissue afterwards...and there was the faintest tinge of red, so HAH...steven segal does bleed *i think* :eusa_snoo

@DK: Um isn't that Clint Eastwood?
Well whatever.
Yeah ya'll pretyy much later think I showed Skillachi some of them last year. Anyway they are good and so is this. Look out for chucky you can't miss him.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

But it is true still, Chuck Norris and Steven Segal are freacking BIG "Mary Sues" and if you don't know what that means just do a google search I'm feeling too sick to explain.

nope its chuck in the image killing cloud and em.

Ah I see now, looked like Clint Eastwood for a second there. The animation hadn't fully loaded on my computer.

hahhahahahaha the video hard .........hahah i feel like crying...what i true warchief!!!!! 2 stomps down chucky ! ! !

Ah I see now, looked like Clint Eastwood for a second there. My net's slow so the animation hadn't fully loaded on my computer.
f1xd

**** character limits dk, **** em rite in the ear

chuck on chuck http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html

I have to say those chuck norris info....... AMUSANT. ( funny in french)!!!!:)

finally got a chance to read thru that list and watch wat greed posted, well hard stuff

@ blindz...finally had someone read it to u u mean. i dont know still but chuck never bothered me too much or at all

My God!!! Chuck norris is obviously the boss of all bosses.
I never knew he could do such things

Chuck Norris doesnt know martial arts, martial arts knows Chuck Norris...

chuck can kiss my ass i did the google thing i and i'm living now what bitches

Out in the streets, they call it murder!

Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at
Two pound ah weed inna van back
It inna your hand bag, your knapsack, it inna your back pack
The smell ah give your girlfriend contact
Some bwoy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist
On the beach with a few club sodas
Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris
And don't know the real hardcore

Out in the streets, they call it murder!

Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at
Two pound ah weed inna van back
It inna your hand bag, your knapsack, it inna your back pack
The smell ah give your girlfriend contact
Some bwoy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist
On the beach with a few club sodas
Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris
And don't know the real hardcore

:bruce. that hard.. is just a one line change but it hard. :rofl.. chuck would be proud but then he'ld give you 1 round the house kick and end your sorry life to show that he is still chuck norris and he is proud of nothing but his round the house kick.. for example tkae a look at this vid (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5957269676646838613&q=chuck+norris&pl=true)

Scenario: Trading Day 2
Person: DK
Line: Round de house kick. (lol)

:bruce. that hard.. is just a one line change but it hard. :rofl.. chuck would be proud but then he'ld give you 1 round the house kick and end your sorry life to show that he is still chuck norris and he is proud of nothing but his round the house kick.. for example tkae a look at this vid (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5957269676646838613&q=chuck+norris&pl=true)

He didnt change a line DK... thats how the song goes....

:bruce. that hard.. is just a one line change but it hard. :rofl.. chuck would be proud but then he'ld give you 1 round the house kick and end your sorry life to show that he is still chuck norris and he is proud of nothing but his round the house kick.. for example tkae a look at this vid (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5957269676646838613&q=chuck+norris&pl=true)
didn't change the line, it's actually in the song, go listen

oh dear.. i thought he sliped that in there... oh dear.. :o.. yeh when u just dont know your marley tunes

Been a while since i watched Texas Ranger, whats it like nowadays

Been a while since i watched Texas Ranger, whats it like nowadays
Cancelled

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http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/LiquidBunny/Emoticons/norrispaddles2.gif
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