View Full Version : Masturbate-A-Thon? WTF?


winglord01
08-05-2006, 04:01 PM
I'm not kidding! I found the news while cruising Fark. The event will be held today in Britain. It will be done for charity, and competitors will try to break the world record, which is 8 hours, 30 minutes for a man and 6 hours, 20 minutes for a woman. Here's the news story (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-13536298,00.html?f=rss). Viagra anyone?

TYMELES
08-05-2006, 04:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/scizdott/Emoticons/noesspin.gif will dis meet di cen sor req

buffy
08-05-2006, 05:38 PM
Hmm and not to make it look so bad they did it all in the name of charity

death_knight
08-05-2006, 06:02 PM
the world becomes a scarier place as each day passes i wonder what we'll hear tomorrow.

buffy
08-05-2006, 06:05 PM
the world becomes a scarier place as each day passes i wonder what we'll hear tomorrow.

hmm how about public sex in the name of charity

badinfluence
08-05-2006, 06:18 PM
hmm how about public sex in the name of charity

Lol.. it proly organized by a NON PROFIT organization rofl :D :D :D

buffy
08-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Lol.. it proly organized by a NON PROFIT organization rofl :D :D :D


yeah right, probably organized by a bunch of freaks who get off by watching other ppl get off

badinfluence
08-05-2006, 06:38 PM
ROFL... i think freak would be an understatement...

The R
08-05-2006, 06:43 PM
Leave It To Sum Crazy Ass White Ppl TO CUM Up Wid SumThin Like This.

Warchief
08-05-2006, 07:57 PM
hmmmm sounds like something virus would enter.....damn cutster ! !

i wouldn't really attack white people coz you probably will see black people enter so them just as bad !

Virus
08-05-2006, 09:04 PM
Just love call up The Don name dont it..

Warchief
08-05-2006, 09:20 PM
whats the matter yute you tired of many persons speaking the truth pal??

badinfluence
08-05-2006, 09:23 PM
rofl.... y is this thread still up? lol....

Warchief
08-06-2006, 12:23 AM
all me know seh after this done...man ago search hard fi get clips of these to download....... and mi know di bwoy spyware gonna be very busy online to

thelokat
08-08-2006, 03:09 AM
how the f**k do you keep a dick hard for 8 hours...

Skillachi
08-08-2006, 10:34 AM
I dont think they mean 8 hours before ejaculation (although it is possible as some people have a condition that makes it hard for them to ejaculate) i think it means masturbating for 8 hours, ejaculating as many times as you can before your hand gets tired.

On another note... cant believe people actually did these things... damn freaks

buffy
08-08-2006, 11:59 AM
dem just nasty man, then they don't want it to look for bad so they say they are doing it for charity.

henderson
08-08-2006, 07:36 PM
need i say it....slackness, just plain slackness

buffy
08-08-2006, 07:53 PM
need i say it....slackness, just plain slackness

So aren't you the least bit tempted to try hendy?

henderson
08-08-2006, 08:06 PM
So aren't you the least bit tempted to try hendy?

not in the least bit tempted..

KatWoo-man
08-08-2006, 09:32 PM
Really Hendy? U sure you not tempted? hmmm? u sure

henderson
08-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Really Hendy? U sure you not tempted? hmmm? u sure

no back fist fi charity right ere..

Warchief
08-08-2006, 10:30 PM
hmmm interesting.....it seems a man girl know him steps better than himself........now why would the girl really ask if a man sure????? then she emphasized on the question to....as in to say "Hendy you sure you dont want to take back what you seh coz me know you will do it"

Liquid Bunny
08-09-2006, 12:13 AM
i wonder if i could beat the record 6 hours, 20 minutes :rolleyes: hmmmm

thelokat
08-09-2006, 01:15 AM
i wonder if i could beat the record 6 hours, 20 minutes :rolleyes: hmmmm

i'll be the judge, stop watch, vid cam, jar of lube, good to go!!! :D

TYMELES
08-12-2006, 04:09 AM
loool

Liquid Bunny
08-13-2006, 02:03 AM
Tymeles u think u could beat it?

TYMELES
08-13-2006, 03:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/scizdott/Emoticons/nono.gif bun dat/dis...in any case you could be a pro so ill jus support ya...can be a handy man

Liquid Bunny
08-13-2006, 01:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/scizdott/Emoticons/nono.gif bun dat/dis...in any case you could be a pro so ill jus support ya...can be a handy man


dwl I doubt id need a handy man...

Purple_Dove
08-13-2006, 03:40 PM
oh dear....I am not into Masturbating ...much more in PUBLIC? For Charity? Thats so ewwwwww

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 01:57 AM
oh dear....I am not into Masturbating ...much more in PUBLIC? For Charity? Thats so ewwwwww

neither am i.... but i am sure its for a worthy cause....

sick... yet rather innovative way to raise funds... maybe we should look into it when we ready to print the flyers... all who want to sign up can pm me their details.:p

henderson
08-14-2006, 02:55 AM
neither am i.... but i am sure its for a worthy cause....

sick... yet rather innovative way to raise funds... maybe we should look into it when we ready to print the flyers... all who want to sign up can pm me their details.:p

:shock are you serious??

buffy
08-14-2006, 11:15 AM
I hope not, though that wud be really interesting. You planning on signing up Hendy?

henderson
08-14-2006, 11:16 AM
I hope not, though that wud be really interesting. You planning on signing up Hendy?

for why?

buffy
08-14-2006, 11:34 AM
i don't know, maybe for the fun of it :D

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 11:37 AM
K so ive gotten 2 ppl to sign up thus far. Hey Hendy, u forgot to put how much money u were going to contribute in the pm u sent. PM me the update ....lol

buffy
08-14-2006, 11:58 AM
K so ive gotten 2 ppl to sign up thus far. Hey Hendy, u forgot to put how much money u were going to contribute in the pm u sent. PM me the update ....lol

2 who is the other one? :D this is getting very interesting

henderson
08-14-2006, 12:06 PM
K so ive gotten 2 ppl to sign up thus far. Hey Hendy, u forgot to put how much money u were going to contribute in the pm u sent. PM me the update ....lol

:lmao :lmao will do

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 12:28 PM
2 who is the other one? :D this is getting very interesting

u too faas :p

buffy
08-14-2006, 12:31 PM
u too faas :p

:( i wanna know, and i not faas i just love to know stuff

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 12:39 PM
:( i wanna know, and i not faas i just love to know stuff

Only way u can know that info is if u sign up :)

buffy
08-14-2006, 05:04 PM
Only way u can know that info is if u sign up :)

:mad: A who yuh a try con, jus PM mi di name nuh

henderson
08-14-2006, 05:22 PM
PM why u so interested to know the name? a company u a look?

buffy
08-14-2006, 05:33 PM
a who yuh a talk Hendy?

henderson
08-14-2006, 06:24 PM
a who yuh a talk Hendy?

nuh u me a talk...cause u nuh stop ask Bunny a who sign up.

a want u want know who dey there so u won't feel no way when u sign up

buffy
08-14-2006, 06:50 PM
nuh u me a talk...cause u nuh stop ask Bunny a who sign up.

a want u want know who dey there so u won't feel no way when u sign up

Now why would i want to sign up? I just want to know you and who sign up thats all.

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Its confidential ... BUFFY!!!! u nuh tyad fi mi talk to u... pm me :p

buffy
08-14-2006, 07:11 PM
yo di rate unno a go mi nah go get no info, tho i have a feeling LB is the other person thats why she a hitch, bout mi fi PM her.

Liquid Bunny
08-14-2006, 08:38 PM
yo di rate unno a go mi nah go get no info, tho i have a feeling LB is the other person thats why she a hitch, bout mi fi PM her.

Yuh love call up ppl name nuh! :p

buffy
08-15-2006, 10:13 AM
Yuh love call up ppl name nuh! :p

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! A yuh lol :)

Liquid Bunny
08-15-2006, 06:25 PM
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! A yuh lol :)

lol... gweh nuh man u just a loud up di ting suh

buffy
08-15-2006, 08:11 PM
lol... gweh nuh man u just a loud up di ting suh

hmph if u did tell me from day one i wudn't have to resort to such means.

henderson
08-15-2006, 08:56 PM
hmph if u did tell me from day one i wudn't have to resort to such means.

so now that u know a she u want go join her now?

buffy
08-17-2006, 10:20 AM
so now that u know a she u want go join her now?

Thanks but no thanks