Post any jokes you may have whether they be pic or written.

so wait, nobody got jokes, ok, let me post a pic I found on the net

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/redchiney/422-mr-incredible.jpg

Incredible aint it, maybe one day my face will be in an anime

:rofl ahh man that really really a close fit.. looks just like him.. Thats just some random look alike tho right. or else it would't be funny. I"m just saying lol.

Any way here are some that I have:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/got-milk.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/y2k.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/cow-billboard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/beavisbushcheny.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/revenge.gif

And pdiddy's giving it to them

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/Diddy.jpg

Seems like diddy's got some of that elephant man tendencies as well. :d

lmao :lmao yute where u found that

MY GOD! :blowup this is an outrage, him brave still :WOW i wonder if mi can find a fat man too.

Look at this

i would have to say no i dont

i would have to say no i dont

uh.. d00d whats this pertaining to? and cheeseman1 that funny as hell. :rofl

here's the deal DK, cheeseman originally didn't attach the pic correctly so wen it was first upped u would have seen file:.... etc so thats why lex said wat he said

the male brain. For some strange reason i do believe that its true
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/Jodian/malebrain.gif

hey we think about money too

hey we think about money too

Ok hun if u say so.

If Ariel (my cat) was like this i wud love him even when he sleeps on my head
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/Jodian/Mykindacat.jpg

lol :lmao, easy puss

for the dsl users among us. this is really to much for dail up and gprs its a google video link these doods had to be drunk or high

I give you the back street boys from china (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648)

damn u DK u post it before me blast you :rant

funny as hell, funny as hell!!

lol :D chinese boys was MADD ,,, my cuz gave me dis one ... i hope i attached it good ^_^"

http://www.geocities.com/museiarashi/toilet_roll.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/museiarashi/image002.jpg

lmao :lmao the second one sad tho

@stephi nice samurai humor.
@omega, that just shows blindz that he's gotta be careful when handlin a baby and food. lol.

http://www.geocities.com/museiarashi/badday_1_.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/museiarashi/lady_n_scale_1_.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/museiarashi/shark_island_1_.jpg

LMAO @OMEGA. that first one aint gonna be pretty. theres' gonna be shit everywhere literally.

lmao :lmao, so true DK that first one won't be pretty

That one with the baby was not kooll.... jah kno ....


That BSB video wid the chiney ute dem definately looks like something Noivaj DK and i would do if we were really bored...

(hmm... ...)

That one with the baby was not kooll.... jah kno ....


That BSB video wid the chiney ute dem definately looks like something Noivaj DK and i would do if we were really bored...

(hmm... ...)

yer truth be told i've already done it liquid. different tune thoo :o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/redchiney/Jokes/flasherII.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/redchiney/Jokes/pic01017.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/redchiney/Jokes/att00765.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/redchiney/Jokes/ihatetha.jpg

grrr. man a give it to goat that aint right.

I just read that thing, OMG that sick man, mercy no dat nuh right.

LOL! the shark, the goat and the scale one are mad funny

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

http://www.amishdonkey.com/italian-english.php

http://www.amishdonkey.com/italian-english.php
decent link bunny, well funny

http://www.amishdonkey.com/mad-cow.php

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"
The monkey says, "Yu wan some?"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint.
He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de ********** dis?
......A how much water you drink?

http://www.amishdonkey.com/mad-cow.php
lmao :rofl that did funny

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"
The monkey says, "Yu wan some?"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint.
He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de ********** dis?
......A how much water you drink?

:eek: :lmao :lmao :lmao Mad thing that.

lol thats was funny,... lol

Cave Man Porn (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8011117910970074436&q=porn)

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http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/jcoolz/gross.jpg

http://www.linuxkungfu.org/images/fun/geek/linuxgeeks.gif

how hostile to linux users.... i'm a linux uers... i'm not like that :blink :blink..

DWL!!!

the dudes facial expression was the best part..."i bet this is what sex feels like"

how hostile to linux users.... i'm a linux uers... i'm not like that :blink :blink..
eeehh..a man quick fi disassociate himself.

this is hilarious dood check it out.. from this site http://yaadrides.com

somechick dutty wining but is interrupted by a visitor
http://www.yaadrides.com/movies/duttycrab.MPG

eeehh..a man quick fi disassociate himself. u c it, wah him a try hide :eusa_thin

this is hilarious dood check it out.. from this site http://yaadrides.com

somechick dutty wining but is interrupted by a visitor
http://www.yaadrides.com/movies/duttycrab.MPG
girl dem mek a dash for it, crowd a laugh till dem weak and everyman back a camera phone

yo me never know say a suh crab dangerous fi make woman run off a stage and thing

came across this and wanted to share..
Check it out (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7288925869883693602&sourceid=igoogle)

lol, ya, dat did funny

CyberSex gone wrong (http://vidcrazy.com/videos/funny/cybersex_gone_wrong/) sticky pon a man

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl well sticky pon him yes...can imagine how far that woulda go

:rofl :rofl :lmao on nooo worse case scenario. :rofl

CyberSex gone wrong (http://vidcrazy.com/videos/funny/cybersex_gone_wrong/) sticky pon a man
jah know me always a repeat wah dem seh pon Jerry Springer

INCEST IS THE BEST

jah know me always a repeat wah dem seh pon Jerry Springer

INCEST IS THE BEST
Jerry Springer a the boss.

check this out!

A man has tickets for the World Cup final. After
he has been sitting
in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat
behind him taps him on
the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
right mind would have
a seat like this for the World Cup Final, one of the
great sporting
events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my
wife. She was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first
World Cup final we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," replies the man. "That's
terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else to take the seat? A
friend or relative, or
even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the
funeral."

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/LiquidBunny/cia.gif

http://www.buket-medien.de/zidane.htm

MUST PLAY

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/LiquidBunny/cia.gif

Lmao... the zidane game hard too. i got em all :kakashi

A man has tickets for the World Cup final. After
he has been sitting
in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat
behind him taps him on
the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
right mind would have
a seat like this for the World Cup Final, one of the
great sporting
events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my
wife. She was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first
World Cup final we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," replies the man. "That's
terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else to take the seat? A
friend or relative, or
even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the
funeral."

yo, that too hard, lol :lmao

HA! I can beat all y'all! Check out these Transformers movie extras (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2171187), given the Fark Photoshop treatment.

read this in an email...
A "dread" was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no
electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and
meditating,
assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (HomeSweet Home), but was
bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.

He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his
sheet
in bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his
ears
through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets,
hoping that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they
could not
see him.

The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the
"dread"
hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly.

Now he was only hearing the constant "humming' of them
flying around in the room. It was getting real hot under the
sheets,
so
the "dread" decided that he would take off the sheet as it was too
dark
for the mosquitoes to see him now.

When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the
ceiling,
he saw a 'peenie wallie' (Firefly) flying around. The "dread"
shouted
out
"Bl... Cl... !! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I!!"

Ketchup effect

http://media.putfile.com/ketchupeffect


i'm the daddy

http://media.putfile.com/Dont-Judge-Too-Quickley

Ketchup effect

http://media.putfile.com/ketchupeffect


i'm the daddy

http://media.putfile.com/Dont-Judge-Too-Quickley

YO!!!! them funny, nice links bunny :kakashi

boy from the man go say ketchup i could just see it coming (lol)

@ im the daddy - if that situation is real it would be ruff

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/apology.jpg

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/beer.jpg

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/flowsheet.jpg

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/ruth.jpg

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/potter.jpg
did some research on that, I just had to and found this link (http://www.peterrivard.com/Pages/potter.html), don't know how factual, I did see some more links, u guys wen idle can do ur own research

all pics taken from Pictures (http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures.html)

Hmmm it look like the woman did a get some when she wrote that letter

Hmmm it look like the woman did a get some when she wrote that letter

yes buffy thats the general idea...geez i thought u would've picked up on that

yes buffy thats the general idea...geez i thought u would've picked up on that

Stop that man, you starting to sound like that creature

Stop that man, you starting to sound like that creature

hmm...who??

hmm...who??

Go figure

http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0186.jpg (http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0186.jpg)

http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0235.jpg (http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0235.jpg)

http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0184.jpg (http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0184.jpg)

http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0147.jpg (http://www.rabatjoie.com/photos/0147.jpg)

Nickel Trick (http://www.maddump.com/newsletter/thenickeltrick.php)

this man just str8 up mad
Safe Sex (http://www.maddump.com/newsletter/safesex.php)

o no, lol
Wats that smell (http://www.maddump.com/newsletter/whatsthatsmell.php)

now we all know the mastercard jokes, click here (http://www.bushwacker.net/diversions/jokes/beaver.htm) for a few

I dont get it. :confused:

yeah...them master card things suppose to be funny?? :eusa_snoo

read thisin an email:

You got to love this guy... This is a true story
about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno

mentioned it. It was a
huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom
got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted
to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of

his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the
wedding party was an envelope. He said th is was
his gift to everyone, and

asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there,

just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to
the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.

While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if

nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the
bride's parents pay over
$32,000 f or a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
300 friends and family
members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of
this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's
MASTERCARD!

LMAO... :lmao oh man that kid rules.. lift hat to him

(lol) (lol) (lol) as long as is not me paying for the wedding i would've done the same

I wanna post some pics but photobucket resizes them.. what do i do?

I wanna post some pics but photobucket resizes them.. what do i do?

Photobucket works off a limit wrt file size.. so u could try resizin them .. so its under the limit so they wont to do it for u

yeh true. photobuckets resizing algorithm probably has the quality set low so it makes your piccture look nasty. resize it locally (on you computer) with photoshop or gimp :kakashI and then upload it and you'll be fine.

OK I have nothing to show yet... but this tickles me and I had to share this.

For all those that were with us at Greed's bday.. and that song that was shared about "My Cubicle"

Well I heard it being played on the radio just now. :p

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, Wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Lena is a blond right??

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/LiquidBunny/icecream.jpg

hahahahahahhaha hahah ahaha.. thats so hilarious.. in a morbid sick i hope it never happens kinda away.. :rofl

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of
the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me
a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I
stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had
looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English
Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "


The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this
phone belongs to?

Why mechanics like to deal with women (http://www.edreadling.com/duhhh.html)

Priceless (http://humor.beecy.net/videos/priceless/)

ghost riding (http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Prick_ghost_riding)

Dear Santa,
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I know you probly wondering why I writing yuh one
> > > day after Christmas,
> > > but after opening mi presents dem yesterday, I just
> > > had was to write
> > > yuh. Santa mi was a very good girl all year round.
> > > Mi listen to mi
> > > mummy when she talk to mi an ah help out wid di
> > > chores dem round di
> > > house. Ah even help di neighbour pickney dem do fi
> > > dem chores to.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > One day mi all help dat old crosses Mr. George, the
> > > blind and cripple
> > > one, cross the road when di other children dem just
> > > ah watch him an ah
> > > tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him
> > > dung. Santa, dem
> > > just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out.
> > > Santa ah studied real
> > > hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come
> > > fuss inna di class.
> > > Ah make it mi duty to be nice, not naughty Santa. I
> > > was so good. Ah real
> > > good girl Santa.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Santa when ah write mi Christmas List to yuh dis
> > > year, ah ask yuh for a
> > > Barbie Princess Doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the
> > > Explorer computer
> > > game, a cyabbage patch doll an ah monopoly game.
> > > So Santa, how the
> > > blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di
> > > Christmas tree ah
> > > ****ing light up Yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and
> > > ah ****ing no name
> > > dolly dat look like she have Polio and ah dead from
> > > AIDS? Santa is
> > > either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh and
> > > like ah dyam fool
> > > mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah
> > > ****ing-gain, yuh hear mi
> > > Santa? Not a blood claat. In fact, yuh raas dead.
> > > Yuh hear what ah say
> > > Santa? Yuh ****ing dead yuh fat red raas yuh. Yuh
> > > see all nex year,
> > > yuh better noh try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi
> > > louvres dem,
> > > because Santa ah swear ah goin! g **** yuh up. It
> > > going to be me, you
> > > and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can juk yuh
> > > inna yuh belly.
> > > Santa, mi ah go pole yuh. Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go
> > > stab up yuh blood
> > > claat. Imagine, yuh give that likkle cock eye gyal
> > > Sally from cross di
> > > road everything that she ax for. So much so dat she
> > > nuh have nuh room fi
> > > walk rond she house.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Santa, yuh see you and dem ****ing reindeer deh, di
> > > whole ah unno better
> > > think twice bout land pon my house top next year,
> > > especially that old
> > > drunkard Rudolph wid him raas red nose. Santa, yuh
> > > ever wonder why
> > > Rudolph nose red? Is because him is a ****ing rum
> > > head. Rudolph is ah
> > > drunkard Santa. Him beat di liquor hard. Dat is why
> > > him nose always red
> > > Santa. Yuh see all him, mek him just blink him raas
> > > nose just one time,
> > > ah swear him woulda wish it was green, cause ah
> > > woulda out di
> > >
> > > light so ****ing fast dat you and dem blasted
> > > reindeer wouldn't able fi
> > > find unnu way back to di north pole.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Yuh see all nex year Santa, ah will be back to mi
> > > good old self. Dat's
> > > right! Santa. Ah not going to give mummy nuh trouble
> > > or cause nuh havoc
> > > round di naybahood. And Santa, ah goin wait pon you
> > > patiently....Ah
> > > going wait pon yuh patiently wid ah big blood claat
> > > rock stone fi yuh
> > > backside. And den when you an them blasted
> > > reindeer dat favor some
> > > dyan oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow outta dem
> > > head top, come
> > > Ho-Ho-Hoing down pon di rusty zinc nex Christmas.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > BOOP!!!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Is one raas lick inna yuh head dat. Santa, ah goin
> > > done yuh blood
> > > claat. Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try memba dat.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Love,
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Little Keisha.

(lol)

like seriously this is a first

http://media.skoopy.com/misc/millionaire/

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/dog_with_chicken.jpg

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hehe.. dog got him some baby back :D

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/dog1.jpg


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/dog2.jpg


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/dog3.jpg


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/dog4.jpg

booooo, that aint funny @ all, boooo

like seriously this is a first

http://media.skoopy.com/misc/millionaire/

clown...surges of water pressure?? idiot

booooo, that aint funny @ all, boooo
co-signed..

Aww come on. The dude was high on coffee. Hehe.

PeAcE.

booooo, that aint funny @ all, boooo

You two need a beating... cant you see its cute funny. :p

Aww come on. The dude was high on coffee. Hehe.

PeAcE.

high on coffee...the man is a waste. there is no where or at no time has surge been used with water pressure.

SURGE PROTECTOR = "protects from surges of water pressure"..ludacris

and they call that a college student...

came across this..
This u can't do when you're not in a pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4bQKiLkQ4)

...hehe. that was funny.

that was dumb...

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2002/divorce.jpg

yes...:clap idiot

http://blogs.siliconvalley.com/photos/uncategorized/imapcandimarmed.jpg

These joke are really good!!!!!!!! ... i got a big laugh out of it.........:)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wait_for_me.jpg

:rofl.. hilarious yute.. lol 90 seconds dog. a sun her age.. that yute is either hiro nakumora or just really gifted

90sec. son....that is old as she ...kool...

http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/pics/9d.jpg

ouch....lol

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad1.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad2.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad3.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad4.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad5.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/Shini_TC/Bad6.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/tetsuo8799/7971878.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/tetsuo8799/Anime%20pics/PHO_561_75727.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/tetsuo8799/Anime%20pics/comicWindFightersByPro.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/tetsuo8799/Anime%20pics/comicBeachSportByCarolyn.jpg

this one is ma fav

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/tetsuo8799/Anime%20pics/comicShermieRatByElisa.jpg

http://forum.exler.ru/uploads/77/post-1174941758.jpg

:rofl.. ahh man i need an after picture. cause that didn't turn out pretty i'm sure.

anyway here's one i came across

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/phpking/Naruto___Pickup_lines_by_frzdragon.jpg

Yay for Sasuke hehehe.

http://www.shouldyoubelaughingatthis.co.uk/images/image4.gif

for others click here (http://www.shouldyoubelaughingatthis.co.uk/image2.html)

A young man from Jamaica moves to Miami and goes to a big Department shopping complex looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Jamaican young man says. "Bossie, mi was a salesman back home on di streets a Kingston."
Well, the boss liked him so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
The Jamaican young man says, "Man, Just ONE sale"
The boss says, "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale". "By the way, how much was the sale for?"
The Jamaican young man says, "$301,237.64"
Boss says, "$301,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
The Jamaican young man: "Bossie, Fus mi sell him one little fish hook. Den mi sell him a medium size fish hook. Den mi sell him 1 big fish hook. Den mi sell him one fishing rod an sum fishing tings.
Den mi ask him whey him a go fishing an him seh dung de coast, so mi tell him sey him a go want one boat, so we go dung a de boating department an mi sell him one twin engine Chris Craft.
Den him seh him nuh think him Honda Civic caan pull it, so mi tek him dung a wi automotive department an mi sell him di 4X4 Blazer.
Then mi ask him whey him a go sleep, an since him neva have nuh weh, mi tek him dung a di camping department an sell him one a di new Igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the man seh, while we deh pon it, mi might as well fling in about a $100.00 wut a groceries and two cases of beer."
The boss said, "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a Boat, a 4x4 truck and a tent?"
The Jamaican young man says, "No sah, him com in yah fi buy one box of Tampons fi him wife, and mi seh: Well, since yuh weekend mash up, yuh might jus as well go ketch fish."

Beware of a salesman off the streets of Jamaica!!!

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif

Help Desk (http://haddadusa.com/Jokes/General/Help_Desk/)

http://www.markstivers.com/cartoons/Cartoons%202005/Stivers-11-7-05-wrong-deity.gif

heh, nice ones BLINDZ. The one with the wishing well tho, notice the girl is one who was in line. All the dude now has to do is ask her to make a wish to benefit them.

PeAcE.

Sexual Consent (http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent)

those were really good for real Blindz...lol

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/hands74/0608pariscarcryinffo1.jpg

Exactly what she deserves... all this blasted foolishness.

lol...big woman a cry like baby. a same suh she coulda kill somebody and make the ppl dem family haffi bawl. she must learn now, idiot white girl

jah know nelson give it to her star. lol lol lol :rofl haa haa

http://idlerzlounge.com/iB_html/uploads/post-16-23303-spartahh.jpg

Help Desk (http://haddadusa.com/Jokes/General/Help_Desk/)

That was a piece from an online comic. The link is below for the first strip, and all techies might just like it.

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19971117&mode=classic

PeAcE.

http://tmi-comic.com/istrip_files/strips/20050603.jpg

http://tmi-comic.com/istrip_files/strips/20050603.jpg

thats genious...they should put that in a zombie movie....oh wait...its to late....they've made billions of those already and it would be utterly ridiculous to make another...

I can just imagine the zombie face in the 3rd panel.. being all confused bout the human with no brains.... and her expression in the 4th one.

LOL. Very nice. Not to say blondes are all dumb.........but it's still a nice joke.

PeAcE.

somebody tell me what wrong wid this referee..
Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86AJje3ElDc)

aight, that referee head nuh good

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/es.gif

...hehe. But check this out.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jkrn6ecxthM

yo that hard linkin, well nice

mac vs pc thts crosss.....>_<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsbFxnryag

In the comments I've posted the names of all the songs. Have fun, hope U like it.

PeAcE.

really funny stuff dude, nice post, very nice post

ok so here is something really funny for my little ypou tube stash
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOlX1-GPUbc

RE: Mac VS PC.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Id_kGL3M5Cg

PeAcE.

njoy

http://www.istartedsomething.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/phonead.jpg

Doesn't the iPhone carry dual SIM capabilities? That is a feature to get it sold in JA.

PeAcE.

There's quite a lot of these. Comic fans can check them out.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=azGhHh9mV_Q

Just for laughs clip.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2twS-x3hnFs

Waterpark prank.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a23VcJ150_c

just for laughs a the greatest reality comedy show on the tele.

This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while man

balrog theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBHxXufqOEY)

To be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off,
he asked what she wanted for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday,
he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide,
The Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The Moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

SEND IT TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH.....
AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.....

Lol.

lmao ... guilty as charged but hey i'm no mind reader.

The Gorilla and the Redneck

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00

So Im sure some of us have seen the Britney performance by now... which I agreed with everyone else's reaction "WTF?!?!?"

Anywho, she, lucky or not, has a really really really devoted fan right here.... so click YouTube link to hear his "plea" to stop complaining about Britney's performance.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&eurl=http://wwtdd.com/)

And after watching this.. I just wanted to bitchslap the gay right out of this gir.. um... guy... screaming creature!!!

Ojection!!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2181144)

Alright... the dumbest person... in the world... well 3rd dumbest. She is only beaten by the guy on the french who wants to be a millionaire and george bush who holds first place

Unbelievable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

She answers what she said with this interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKNvPn3V-8&mode=related&search=

Here are some others - edited of course
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo&mode=related&search=


And Who is Dumber?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG66JrDyCCU&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WbOUwbwr2w&mode=related&search=

Nice links skillachi. The french dude did an audience poll and 56% made him make his decision. Granted you should never poll the audience for a question like that but it just means he's not the only complete idiot on that show. George Bush (aka likkle bush) has a death grip on the first place though ... can't see anyone taking it away.

How dem do the girl suh? lmao. ...hehe

I felt like I was in Family Guy when I was watching the "leave Britney alone" thing. *walkin' away slowly*

this is kinda funny. these foot ball players are clearly of the hyuuga clan. They practise the art of jyuuken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKU0BogGAs&eurl

They fight almost like little pickneys.. arms flaying all over the place in hopes that their hits will connect.

LMAO ... They'll never live that down. Didn't they ever see Eric Cantona in action! lol

poor Rei her hospital bills must be high
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x301/redrider_012/crasy%20and%20fuuny%20stuff/eva18.gif

heres a funny video I found on youtube, its somebody own animation of one of the Naruto openings, its hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TjAmjICpYE

So Im sure some of us have seen the Britney performance by now... which I agreed with everyone else's reaction "WTF?!?!?"

Anywho, she, lucky or not, has a really really really devoted fan right here.... so click YouTube link to hear his "plea" to stop complaining about Britney's performance.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&eurl=http://wwtdd.com/)

And after watching this.. I just wanted to bitchslap the gay right out of this gir.. um... guy... screaming creature!!!


...Sequel. lmao

LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCZSDxA8_JA&feature=bz301)

lmao, good find linkin

Seth Green is MAD hilarious yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juaN-auM05Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TjAmjICpYE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iP0T_CvUCk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-fd54O6wVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox0c_1l9al4

Also check out the related links on the pages.

PeAcE.

the last 1 was well done, right comedy topic, right area of the anime. the third 1 had a part in it which was also put 2gether good, the part with the south park voices

good stuff khat

check this out (http://www.igc.be/igc/dearpenis.htm)

Haha, that one was great.

this is one of the hardest thing I've stumbled on in a good while


This was written by a guy...

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

hmm...good one. heard it before though

yep .. heard it b4 but its a a classic. I still think his friend wrote it cause I know she killed him! Or at the very least planning a bobbit.

i can't believe that mr. incredible picture!!!!!!!!!!!

this is an animated short called sample, seriously, it funny, IMHO

http://fun.lukasnet.info/flash/kto_sie_smieje_ostatni.swf

Chuck reading Chuck Facts! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs)

i think that link to chuck was posted somewhere already. oh well

here guys...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

thats funny staff: "ill kill u" XD

oh that one was added already..

Look at this

that really cool dude!!now everybodys gonna now if there is really a terrorist!:D

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/613/975lu3.gif

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7050/3505yz9.gif

Brunette Joke?

Three friends (Larry, Curly and Moe) decide to go on a hunting trip. They get to their cabin in the woods late at night and Larry decides he will go out.first. Morning comes and Larry goes out, and near dark comes back having no luck. The next morning Curly goes out, and near dark returns dragging an 8 point buck. Larry asks "How'd you do that?" Curly says "I looked, I followed the tracks and BAM I shot him. The next morning Moe goes out, and near dark returns dragging an 12 point buck. Larry asks "How'd you do that?" Moe says "I looked, I followed the tracks and BAM I shot him". Larry decides to try this method. Next morning he goes out, but he doesn't come back at dark. Curly and Moe gat worried about their dear friend and agree to look in the morning. Morning comes and as Curly and Moe head out to search for Larry they see him at the top of the hill. When they get to him they see that he is all bloody and bruised. They asked what happened Larry says "I looked, I followed the tracks and BAM I was hit by a train."

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3510825/9746138

Enjoy :D

PeAcE.

if any of u are familiar with prince of persia and haven't seen this yet, u gotta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6NlWT8yak

if u've watched the latest fam guy u know where this is taken from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIi71a9pJ4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNo7CjuVQ5M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeJlupsJHn8&feature=related

Enjoy :D

PeAcE.